Get me off of this [nearly] deserted island.
Get me off of this damn terrestrial pork-chop.

I can’t stand the noises from the inside of “Tops (Friendly) Markets,”
The ‘friendly’ is truly in the store name,
but honestly there’s nothing friendly about it.

It’s like a chaotic zoo.
Every animal, every species running rampant
through the colorfully processed isles.

Most (all) of them,
you’d rather have left back at the watering hole that is
Pork Chop High™

But once you break free…
Sometimes you crave your comfort zone,

and suddenly you find yourself missing the simplicity
perhaps regardless of the wildlife…

Eh, I’ll just buy earplugs.